Sunday, November 22, 2009

Twilight: New Moon "Review"




Metal_Gear_Sunny said...


And here I was expecting an actual review. lol. But this is short and to the point.

In-Sung Na said...

An enlightening review written by my friend:

The fucking main character drifts around as a phantom/dream for 100 out of 130 minutes of the running time
The girl I suppose to be his gf is retarded for the first hour and screams in her sleep
The werewolf takes 20 minutes to repair his bike and is gone for the remainder of the movie
Edward's family appears for 5 minutes
Dakota Fanning was next to the main char on the post and appears for 30 secs, says "Pain,Master" and disappears.

Me and my firends thought there would be a lot of action scenes (looking at the poster) but we were utterly disappointed.
Every time there were signs of conflict, the fucking gf comes out and says Edward I love you kiss me xoxoxoxoxxoxo.

This is the worst movie I have seen

natetodamax said...

Phew, I was worried for a moment

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